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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
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294K17.9K42Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!
*****
When...
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#2
High Strangenessby elfordalley36.9K1.1K66
36.9K1.1K66Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses.
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#3
The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Af...by josefwrites1722
1722The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pr...
#4
SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ME...by ASDA Carpetson401
401The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After...
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My Psychiatric Illnessby Franklin_D_Lewis2501
2501A young banker decides to travel to the zoo with his foxy wife to rekindle their relationship, but a gradual slipping in his mind causes him to question her existence.
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The Unemployable Ninjaby Tragic Mammal2211
2211🥷💥A ninja in the modern world struggles to find his place, leading to a darkly humorous and violent quest for purpose in a society that doesn't need him. When ancient...
#8
How the grungle jumbled Chrisby dr_skrungle1301
1301"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas"
-mj, 2024
#9
A Door that Makes Senseby Doran Joseph8401
8401A young man's struggle to find a place for his Dog to poop and find meaning in the universe.
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I'll Never Write Fiction Again: Th...by Lola Dom3.5K5858
3.5K5858🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random
🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor
I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay.
After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...
#11
Popped Cultureby Teace Snyder611
611Popped Culture is the story of a woman named Joan, formerly a woman named John. It's about her life, the people in her life and... a penis in a pickle jar.
#12
Nevermoreby permets2apollo3042
3042An absurdist sci-fi comedy thriller with time travel, nazi assasins, a crow, a wierd old man, and a fractured romance.
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Love, Loss, & Raspberry Sconesby JayJVelazquez2401
2401Abraham writes a love letter while floating through the galaxy.
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Vacuumby RaeGaray2401
2401An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence
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Ameenaby ClicheMetaphors3013
3013Cats are cats, right?
(I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this)
(keep in mind I wrote this a while back)
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The Entropist- The most useless gu...by CemyneEchavan101
101This story is about Melchior, a 13-billion-something year old consciousness with a lime-flavored galaxy for a soul and no patience whatsoever. He is always and constantl...
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On One White, Lonely Afternoonby Dessara Harasse101
101In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...
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coronaviruscowby nerdmagi1601
1601Matt is a half robotic cow accused of killing his wife, who could use magic when she couldn't. The FBI agent (a human named Naomi) refuses to give him the life insurance...
#19
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita20716
20716The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks
In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
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