Dark-humor Stories

Elliot is an elite assassin, feared in the underworld for his ruthlessness. Selene is a sweet, soft-hearted baker who thinks her husband has a normal job as a bodyguard...

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩, 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘎𝘍 𝘔𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘢...

In a world where the supernatural crawl, Elira Abbot has always been sheltered by her very Christian parents, always hearing the names of supernatural but having no proo...

In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP charact...

Book One of the Adler series ** St. Sinclair, the illustrious academy honoured nationwide as a catalyst for the intellectually gifted youth. Though in reality, its serve...

Vivian Zhu is abused by her father, and being an only child with no mother doesn't make it any easier. To make matters worse, she's being bullied at school by Andrew Kei...

New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...

"I'm going to fuck you until you say you're sorry for being a fucking brat," he snarled in my ear. "Yes, Daddy" I moaned while his fingers moved in s...

*MERMAN ROMANCE* Moving from the warm beaches of Oahu to the rocky shores of Monterey, California was supposed to be a fresh start for college graduate Leilani Ono. Howe...

Naruto (various) x suicidal! Gn! Reader (Warning: deep topics like suicide (duh)) Okay... so you die. And you find yourself in Naruto. Pretty simple, yeah? But you want...

A Quirkless Loser and the boy in Ua are the same person. He is dangerous for himself and incredible geniuses. Who can destroy people with words. But the words with which...

"I hate Sergey. he will leave me here, let me rot and die without giving a slight fuck about me. I know he is a psychopath, I just fucking know it! im not crazy, no...

Boredom. A slow, suffocating poison. For Ken Swinburne, a 27-year-old salaryman, it's not just a passing phase-it's his entire existence. Every day is a monotonous loop...

Being neurodivergent, maybe, kind-of queer (she doesn't know yet), and adopted without a single other girl in her house, fifteen year old Star has enough problems on he...

Y/n gets an unexpected visitor from hell, looks like he'll be staying a while... . . . . . [CONTAINS CUSSING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK] Don't take this too seriously lol [S...

A prestigious boarding school, St. Mira's International Academy located in the misty hills of Darjeeling. The Shadows of St. Mira's is a Indian school romance and thrill...

Do I look like him?

These powerful sayings; "From trash to treasure" and "Be careful what you wish for" collides as we dive into a wildly nostalgic and futuristic world...

The following is the greatest Red Dead Redemption 2 fanfiction you'll ever read. What if by a vile twist of luck, it was Arthur Morgan who died in Rhodes instead of Sean...